I was performing a quick neuro assessment on a sweet LOL (little old lady):
Me: What day of the week is it?
Me: Umm....I thought it was Monday.
LOL: No, it's Tuesday.
I check and it is indeed Tuesday.
Me: Who is the president?
LOL: Oh sweetie, I really don't want to talk politics right now......and you really should know the answers to these questions.