I already assessed my patient who was here with a complaint of leg pain. I had forgotten to mark his pedal pulses, so I entered his room. He was talking on the phone which normally I mind, but in this instance, all I had to do was mark his pulses. He continued to talk, so I decided to just do what I came to do.
"Hey Joe, I've got to get off the phone, there's a nurse who just walked into my room."
Then he laughed.
"Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I've gotta go - this hot nurse is tickling my feet and drawing smiley faces on them."
I stopped what I was doing and looked up at him.
He gave me this big smile, wiggles his eyebrows up and down, and then continued talking.
I silently pointed at him then shook my finger to say no, no, no and left the room.
Some people are amusing.